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卫武公诗词

《卫武公诗词》

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卫武公诗词

1、Advertising has its taste in cars and clothes. Working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history. No purpose or place. We have no great war, no great depression. Our great war's a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars. But we won't. We're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.

2、This is not the worst thing that can happen.

3、兄弟之间.可不就是两肋插满了刀,不是你插我—刀,就是我插你—刀吗?

4、If you are reading this then this warning is for you.

5、We don’t need him. Fu*k damnation,man. Fu*k redemption. We are god’s unwanted children? So be it!

6、自嘲法:一个急诊挂号费两元,门卫收停车费十元,我赔八元,现在当医生就跟奶牛差不多,我吃的是草挤的是奶,你就不怕全院大夫挤出个乳腺炎!(霍思邈哭诉医生之苦);谷超华出医疗事故,同行说:“哪个名医不背几条人命?”当头棒喝法:你们就是拿执照的杀人犯!(医闹痛斥手术医生)

7、Oxygen gets you high.In a catastrophic emergency,you take giant panic breaths.Sunddenly you become euphoric,docile.You accept your fate.

8、Murder, crime, poverty…these things don’t concern me. What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy’s name on my underwear. Rogaine, viagra, olestra.

9、我们是消费者,我们满脑子想的都是物质。

10、冷漠是一种传染病。别人对你冷漠了,你心情不好,就把这种冷漠传播出去,这个社会就越来越冷。



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